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Eagles Announce ‘Final’ Tour: This Time We Swear It’s the Last… Maybe

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In the land of rock and roll, where the sunsets glow,
There’s a band called Eagles, I’m sure you know.
They’ve announced a tour, they say it’s their last,
But we’ve heard that line in the past.

Welcome to the Eagles’ “Final” Tour,
Such a lovely sound, such a lovely score.
They’re lining up at the ticket door,
Saying, “This time we swear it’s the last… maybe more?”

They’ve been at it since the seventies, these old rock stars,
With their timeless hits, they’ve traveled far.
But every time they say goodbye, it seems so fake,
Like an endless loop, a never-ending take.

Welcome to the Eagles’ “Final” Tour,
Such a lovely sound, such a lovely score.
They’re lining up at the ticket door,
Saying, “This time we swear it’s the last… maybe more?”

Now CNN has the story, in black and white,
The Eagles are taking off, into the night.
But we’ll hold our breath, and we’ll wait and see,
If this is the end, or just another spree.

Welcome to the Eagles’ “Final” Tour,
Such a lovely sound, such a lovely score.
They’re lining up at the ticket door,
Saying, “This time we swear it’s the last… maybe more?”

So here’s to the Eagles, and their “final” bow,
We’ll enjoy the music, here and now.
But if history repeats, as it often does,
We’ll see you again, just because.

On the Eagles’ “Final” Tour,
They play it once, and then encore.
They say it’s the last, but we’re not sure,
“This time we swear it’s the last… maybe more?”

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